Cause I'm takin' over, one city at a time... sadly I do not sound like Akon.... and sadly I don't have a kult.... yet. :P (And yes smarty pants, I did realize I spelled cult wrong. I did it on purpose. It was alliteration... hello! Same sound, repeated? :P yes, I know, I'm such a flippin teacher sometimes) I am working on gaining a kult following though. But before I go any further with my thoughts of my very own personal kult, I should tell you there is no Crossfit reference in this blog today, seeing as how I did not get up this morning. (Sorry Jerry. As much as I love you and your workouts, I loved my bed a whole lot more this morning.) So if you were hoping to read about Kettlebell swings, and how big of a beefed up beefcake I am, I'm sorry to disappoint.
What I really wanted to talk about is my cult that I'm forming! :) It started out completely unintentionally, but now that I think about it, it would be cool to have a bunch of people bow down and worship me and follow all that I do and say. Hmm..I'm liking this idea more and more! I didn't realize it, but apparently the Mindless Ramblings are spreading... slowly but surely they are crossing the United States. I'm now found in Chicago, and Santa Cruz. ;) Oh yes, it won't be long before I have a huge following and then I can take over the world!! Or maybe at least just the internet. :)
Actually, all joking aside, I really just wanted to say thanks to everyone for reading and commenting! I love to come to my blog at some point during the day (usually it's when I SHOULD be doing something else) and find comments from everyone! It's great to know that someone else is finding the humor that I do in my life. I think laughter is important, and while it may seem like I never take life seriously, trust me when I say that I do. I just know that if I can make someone else laugh by writing a zany blog, and maybe bring a smile to someone's face on a day that's been rough, that's a good thing. So to any other readers out there who are laughing and reading, but not commenting, feel free to write me a note. I'd love to hear from adoring fans! :) (Not to mention... I'm more likely to write again to entertain you if I know you're reading and enjoying... this means you Elise! :P )
8 comments:
Did you really have to bust out the poetry device??? As a science teacher I barely remember any of that junk, since its not applicable to life as I know it.
Man I feel warm fuzzies being part of the kult. Don't expect any worship though. I may have to bust out a thruster on you before that would ever happen!
I shall now write my own blog as I am inspired by your non-crossfit day!
And I wanted to ask...why can't you run?
Hi Katie!
What do you coach?
I'm not sure about this Kult thing. Um, uh, ahem, I can leave any time - right? Do I really have to sell those flowers? I'm hungry.
Tanya, I really did have to bust out the poetry devices. I mean really, it was totally necessary. :P As for me not running, I can't run because apparently my body is retarded when it comes to running... I have no idea how I ever used to play soccer in high school. Speaking of running, guess what Beowulf entails!?!?! I can't wait to post up THAT blog. I'm glad though that I inspired you to write a non-CrossFit blog. I started mine with the intention of only writing about CrossFit, but I'm finding that much of my life now intertwines with CrossFit.
Brad, nice to see you! Well, sort of anyway. As for my coaching, during the winter season I coach high school swimming. Nothing like leaving my 8 year olds and jumping into it with teenagers. Crazy I know, but I do enjoy it! As for the Kult, no you don't have to sell flowers, you just need to worship me with chocolate, and no you can never leave. Besides, why would you want to? We have cool jackets. ;)
*smiling*
Ah.... Mr. Mirek, I wondered if you would pop round today to join the Kult. ;)
Time for "Tanya's workout plan"
If you can do 135 lb thrusters, a 5K will be a cakewalk. Or to alliterate, a kakewalk.
Sign up for a 5k in may. DO IT! Then we'll talk training plan!
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