My good internet friend Justa brought up this interesting point the other day, and I just felt the need to blog about it. Oh what, stop acting surprised. Just because I've been busy you didn't think I stopped having ridiculously random thoughts did you?!?! Hahahahahaha... silly. That's just plain silly. So Justa said the other day that girls have a distinct advantage when doing C2B pull-ups, especially when wearing the miracle bra. I think I'm inclined to disagree but I'll let others weigh in on this CLEARLY important topic.
See, here's the thing. The miracle bra doesn't make them any bigger. The miracle bra just sort of hoists 'em up and puts 'em out there on display for people to oogle at and hopefully try to pry you with free alcohol so that later they can get a more up close and personal look if you know what I mean. (side note, this very rarely works, but it's fun to watch you try) But, in truth, they don't make the SIZE any bigger so I fail to see how the miracle bra would actually help women with C2B pull-ups. It's not like it's pushing them OUT so they are bigger and therefore closer to the bar... it just hoists them up and in. Now, if we were all wearing PADDED bras to CFOT and the like, then I think I could see a distinct advantage. Padding adds to the size, so then MAYBE we'd have like an 8th of an inch advantage but I'm digressing.
Secondly, my other point, is who the F wears a miracle bra to the box? Ok, maybe the girls who wear the skimpy spanky pants that ride up so you see their butt when they squat, but aside from them, WHO? Cause seriously, the rest of us are more worried about strapping them DOWN and getting them out of the way than we are about pushin' em out an eight of an inch to get us closer to the pull-up bar. I mean seriously, if you've ever CLEANED a bar into your chestular area, you KNOW that crap HURTS! I mean seriously, gents, I know you don't have 'em, but they are sensitive believe it or not.
So, I'm going to have to say that I think Justa, that your logic is flawed.... ;) The floor is open for other opinions! :)